Quotes and Aphorisms 01.04.2017
Dear readers, today I invite you to an article with a special mood. On April Fool's Day, let's remember the quotes and aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya. The aphorisms of this great mockingbird continue to excite, amaze, and catch in our days.
It seems that a whole era has passed (after all, Faina Ranevskaya has not been with us for more than 30 years), and this period was full of very significant historical events. Much has changed in the country, the changes are striking in the life of every family, every person. But it is worth flipping through these well-aimed phrases again, and you understand how little the person himself, his essence, psychology, mentality, attitude towards the world and others changes over time.
Strictly speaking, not all phraseological units attributed to Faina Georgievna are her own "invention". Those colleagues and few friends who had the good fortune to be in her house know that the actress had a habit of "catching" interesting phrases, proverbs, idioms great people. She fixed them on pieces of paper and hung them in the rooms.
Of course, they were “recorded for a short time”, perhaps they were creatively transformed, edited for a specific situation and characters. And then, said to the point and in her characteristic unique manner, they acquired the status of Faina Ranevskaya's aphorisms. That does not detract from their dignity at all!
And it does not negate the fact that she herself constantly gave birth to such impromptu. In the life of the actress there were many difficulties, problems, sometimes tragic circumstances. She was really, fatally alone. And humor, sarcasm, self-irony became a saving armor from the imperfection of the world and human injustice, cruelty and cynicism.
I tried, probably, very conditionally, to break down the well-known best aphorisms of Ranevskaya Faina Georgievna into thematic sections. I suggest you, dear readers, go on an exciting journey through this unique world of wise and well-aimed sayings. I assure you, it will not be boring and very informative!
People are like candles!…
Those around her were amazed by her boundless kindness. How she got along with the "prickly" character was incomprehensible. She managed to quickly distribute her salary and pension, and then hardly make it to the next one. Paid the man who walked the dog, nurses for injections. She transferred a substantial amount to the Leningrad House of Stage Veterans.
It was fashionable to be friends with her, especially not burdensome. In her house there were also those to whom Faina Georgievna treated with sincere respect: Vladimir Vysotsky, Anna Akhmatova, Sergey Yursky and a number of other guests dear to her heart. She always loved to treat, give and not expect anything in return. She herself ate little and was generally extremely unpretentious. But very observant. Ranevskaya's quotes and aphorisms about people are evidence of this.
People, like candles, are divided into two types: one - for light and heat, and the other - in the ass ...
Better be a good man, swearing, than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
If a person has done evil to you, give him candy. He is evil to you, you are candy to him. And so on until this creature develops diabetes.
Many complain about their appearance, and no one complains about their brains.
If you have a person to whom you can tell dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely ...
What is the world? How many idiots around, how fun they are!
There are people who just want to approach and ask if it is difficult to live without brains.
It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
People make their own problems, no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.
Under the most beautiful peacock tail there is always an ordinary chicken ass.
There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.
Men and women are two poles of love
Faina Ranevskaya quotes and aphorisms about men and women sometimes gave out quite “salty”. However, on other topics, she could speak very undiplomatically. But it's sharp and precise. She herself experienced a very cruel disappointment in love in her early youth. And then she spoke quite sarcastically about her appearance and personal life. Of course, she fell in love, like any creative subtle nature. But she learned to successfully hide her true feelings behind a veil of irony. She watched other people's relations from the side, dropping linguistic masterpieces "in passing".
If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, then she understands that she will not find another such fool.
Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Women die later than men because they are always late...
There are no fat women, there are tight clothes.
God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight - she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
Why beautiful women enjoy more success than the smart ones?
- It's obvious - after all, there are very few blind men, and stupid men are a dime a dozen.
Why are all women so stupid?
Which women do you think are more faithful - brunettes or blondes?
- Grey-haired!
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
An employee of the Radio Committee N constantly experienced drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he left her, then she had an abortion from him. Ranevskaya called her "the victim of HeraSima."
You won’t believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom.
Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?
There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
Medicine + diet = health? Is not a fact!
Many among the aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya cool sayings about various aspects of medicine, health, she also went through diets, which were “in trend” even then. The health of the actress herself was rather weak. She was treated a lot, including in prestigious metropolitan clinics, from where she left with the following conviction: "The Kremlin hospital is a nightmare with all the amenities."
One of the actors calls Faina Georgievna, inquires about her health.
- My dear, - she complains, - such a nightmare! My head hurts, my teeth are to hell, my heart is tight, I cough terribly. Liver, kidneys, stomach - everything aches! My joints aches, I can hardly walk… Thank God that I am not a man, otherwise it would be a prostate gland!
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, don’t drink beer with fish, the face becomes smaller, but sadder ...
Why don't you get plastic surgery?
What's the point! You will update the facade, but the sewerage system is still old!
Ladies, do not lose weight ... You need it ... It’s better to be a ruddy donut in old age than a dried monkey ...
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
To stay thin, a woman needs to eat in front of a mirror and naked.
- Faina, - her old friend asked, - do you think medicine is making progress?
- And how. When I was young, I had to undress every time I went to the doctor, but now it’s enough to show my tongue.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
About life and loneliness
“Remember: for everything that you do unkind, you will have to pay with the same coin ... I don’t know who is watching this, but they are watching, and very carefully.” This is one of Ranevskaya's aphorisms, which cannot be called cheerful or witty. This is “simply” a wise observation of a person who has experienced a lot, felt it. She was offended, sometimes absolutely consciously. As it happens not only in the theatrical environment, but in creative teams, bullying is usually more sophisticated. She learned to withdraw from unpleasant people, but the inevitable consequence of this was deep loneliness.
You can't fart happily with a sad ass.
Horseradish, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life ...
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house, and the alarm clock rings.
On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do anything and think, but on a full stomach, he cannot.
Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
Loneliness is a state of which there is no one to tell.
And what nature does to man!
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the reality is when the opposite is true.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
(Explaining to someone why the condom is white)
- Because the white color makes you fat.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
Loneliness is a condition that cannot be cured.
This is a slow but progressive transformation of the head into an ass. First in form, then in content.
Dreams come true… One has only to lose desire.
About theater and cinema: Stanislavsky's miscarriage
Biographers of Ranevskaya tell how she first appeared on the threshold of one of the theaters near Moscow. It was 1915, Faya managed to try herself in a number of theater projects in southern Russia. She came to the director of the theater with a letter of recommendation from a friend of the director, Moscow entrepreneur Sokolovsky.
“Dear Vanyusha,” a colleague wrote, “I am sending you this lady just to get rid of her. You yourself somehow delicately, with a hint, in parentheses, explain to her that she has nothing to do on stage, that she has no prospects. I myself, really, am uncomfortable doing this for a number of reasons, so you, my friend, somehow dissuade her from an acting career - it will be better for her and for the theater. This is a complete mediocrity, she plays all the roles in exactly the same way, her last name is Ranevskaya ... "
Fortunately, the addressee did not heed the entrepreneur's recommendations. And the world recognized one of the greatest actresses of the 20th century. In addition, we can now read the aphorisms and quotes of Faina Ranevskaya. True, in the theater for half a century she played only 17 roles, plus she embodied about the same number of film images.
I am Stanislavsky's miscarriage.
Criticesses are Amazons in menopause.
Once, on the southern sea, Ranevskaya pointed with her hand at a flying seagull and said:
- The Moscow Art Theater flew.
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
They say that this performance is not a success with the audience?
- Well, that's putting it mildly. I called the ticket office yesterday and asked when the performance started.
- So what?
- They answered me: “And when will it be convenient for you?”
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
How wrong is the notion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
About colleagues: everything will be real!
Sergei Yursky said that after filming in Cinderella, as Faina Georgievna, she received an “indecently large” fee. She was really ashamed of this substantial amount, she began to ask her colleagues in the theater who needed what, and quickly spent this money. And only when she handed everything out, she came to her senses: she herself had nothing to buy a piece of fabric that she planned to purchase. Nevertheless, behind her back they slandered, and even in her face they taunted about her appearance and "unbearable" character. It was against this background that Ranevskaya's funny aphorisms about colleagues appeared.
(About director Y. Zavadsky) He will die from the expansion of fantasy.
(About director Y. Zavadsky) Perpetum male.
(Dialogue with Zavadsky)
- Faina Georgievna, you gobbled up all my director's idea with your acting!
- I feel like I've eaten shit!
I can't stand Mass in a brothel, - she said about the performances of the chief director in front of the troupe. - Do you know what Zavadsky dreams about? That he died and was buried in the Kremlin wall!
I am very sorry, Faina Georgievna, that you were not at the premiere of my new play, ”Victor Rozov Ranevskoy boasted. - The people at the box office staged a uniform massacre!
- And How? Did they get their money back?
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands.
“Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her. — Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
About me: I'm like an old palm tree at the station
Each of us has our own Mulya, - Anna Akhmatova, one of her really close friends, consoled her.
- And what Mulya do you have? Faina Georgievna asked.
- “She squeezed her hands under a dark veil,” Anna Andreevna grinned.
They became friends during the war, in the evacuation in Tashkent. Then the poetess recalled: Ranevskaya constantly followed her with a notebook, wrote down thoughts and lines of future poems that Akhmatova “dropped”. And then, out of absent-mindedness, she melted the potbelly stove with them.
- Madam, you are 11 years old and will never be 12 - Akhmatova laughed. At that time, Ranevskaya was 46, and wash Akhmatova - 53.
Faina Georgievna, unlike many other wits, has always been very self-critical. Therefore, among the best aphorisms of Ranevskaya are her statements about herself.
Only the pill, the brain and the ass have a second half. I am completely whole!!!
My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched myself and still want to. And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither to see for yourself, nor to show people.
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
Everyone who loved me didn't like me. And whom I loved - they did not love me. My appearance has robbed me of my privacy!
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy.
There are two, maybe three thoughts in my old head, but at times they raise such a fuss that it seems there are thousands of them.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
For a long time they didn’t tell me that I’m a whore. Losing popularity.
All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without going down to their level.
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was dropped there.
I, like eggs, participate, but do not enter.
All my life I've been swimming in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
Do you know what shit is, honey? So here it is in comparison with my life JAM!
I don't see faces, but personal insults.
I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
(Looking at the hole in her skirt) Nothing can stop the pressure of beauty!
I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
Think and say what you will about me. Where have you seen a cat who would be interested in what the mice say about her?
What I do? I pretend to be healthy.
When I was 20 years old, I only thought about love. Now I just like to think.
I feel myself, but not well.
Are you ill, Faina Georgievna?
- No, I just look like that.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
My God, how life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
Old age and small pleasures
Faina Ranevskaya, whose quotes and aphorisms we recall today, has always loved animals. They brightened up her lonely existence. Mongrel named Boy, she hired nannies, fed with delicacies. She used to say, "My dog lives like Sarah Bernhardt, and I live like a dog."
Old age is the time when the candles are on birthday cake cost more than the pie itself, and half of the urine goes to tests.
Old age is just bullshit. I believe that this is the ignorance of God when he allows you to live to old age.
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
I still remember decent people... God, how old I am!
Memories are the treasures of old age.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Situations and dialogues
Faina Ranevskaya gave birth to quotes and aphorisms on the go. Sometimes she could quite sharply “shave off” the boor, and sometimes she invented elegant formulations. Rather, not for offenders who are unlikely to appreciate this verbal balance, but for more advanced colleagues.
Ranevskaya was walking down the street, some man pushed her. The ignoramus had the “wit” to also scold the elderly woman with dirty words. Faina Georgievna reacted outwardly imperturbably:
- For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
- How did you define it?
- Two sat on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror.
Somehow she slipped and fell on the street. A man walked towards the actress.
- Pick me up! she asked. - Folk artists on the road do not roll ...
After the performance, the artists were taken home by a crowded bus. Suddenly, an obscene sound was heard in the crowd. Ranevskaya leaned over to her neighbor's ear and in a whisper, but so that everyone could hear, issued:
- Feel, my dear? Someone got a second wind!
Ranevskaya with all her family and huge luggage arrives at the station.
- It's a pity that we didn't take the piano, - says Faina Georgievna.
“Not witty,” one of the escorts remarks.
- Really not witty, - Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that I left all the tickets on the piano.
(To the administrator who found her completely naked in the dressing room)
- Doesn't it shock you that I smoke?
I love nature.
"And this after what she did to you?"
The bell does not work, when you come, knock with your feet.
- Why feet?
- But you are not empty handed going to come!
Memory of the heart
Faina Georgievna was unpretentious in everyday life. She didn't have a car or a cottage. Few people know that she was fond of painting. She gave away her paintings to colleagues, which were quite talentedly written.
Finally, let me remind you of a few more aphorisms by Faina Ranevskaya on various topics, which were recorded by the guests of her hospitable home.
(About Lenin) You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we were in big trouble.
Do you understand my shallow thought?
Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
Now, when a person is embarrassed to say that he does not want to die, he says this: he really wants to survive in order to see what happens next. As if if it were not for this, he would immediately be ready to lie down in the coffin.
Animals, which are few, were listed in the Red Book, and which are many - in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.
It's very hard to be a genius among goats.
I hate cynicism for its general availability.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with yourself and your shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.
Dear friends! The memory of the heart is indeed not always cloudless. But she leaves us both joyful and anxious moments of our life, everything that is dear and that actually makes up this life. Today we have touched an inexhaustible source - one of the facets of Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya's talent. Something remained outside the scope of this material, but we remembered a lot, experienced together with you. I hope this communication was bright and useful.
I thank the reader of my blog Lyubov Mironova for her help in preparing the material for this article.
The photographs of the famous Soviet photographer Dmitry Baltermants are used as illustrations for the article. He worked for many years in the Ogonyok magazine, for almost half a century the country looked at the world through his eyes. For many years, Baltermants was considered the main Soviet photographer who, during his lifetime, received recognition from his colleagues abroad. Thanks to Anna Blintsova, blog designer, for a wonderful job.
And for the soul and mood, I suggest watching more video material with the best quotes and aphorisms by Faina Ranevskaya.
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Everyone knows Faina Ranevskaya's quotes. In principle, the current fame of Faina Georgievna is largely due to her well-aimed witticisms and aphorisms. Why her acting talent was not appreciated, but Ranevskaya's statements are still popular is a mystery to everyone ... We have collected the most successful Ranevskaya quotes.
The best funny aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
I feel myself, but not well.
Why are all women so stupid.
Baldness is a slow but progressive transformation of the head into a f...pu. First in form, then in content.
My dear, if you want to lose weight - eat naked and in front of a mirror!
Many complain about their appearance, and no one complains about their brains.
When I retire, I will do absolutely nothing. The first months I will just sit in a rocking chair.
- And then?
- And then I'll start to swing.
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
A smart man knows how to get out of a difficult situation, but a wise man will never get into it.
And what nature does to man.
God made women beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid to be loved by men.
The queen of the second plan and the queen of aphorisms, most of which became winged, lived a long, rich life full of drama and loneliness. It is quite possible that it was loneliness that influenced Ranevskaya's specific sense of humor. Not everyone will be able to give out joke after joke almost all their lives (the actress lived for 88 years). Many believe that the actress came up with the witticisms on purpose. But Faina Georgievna didn’t even come up with quotes and aphorisms, but they simply came to her by themselves, involuntarily - bang, a new funny statement is ready.
Apt quotes about men, women and love
Ranevskaya performed at one of the literary and theatrical evenings. During the discussion, a girl of about sixteen asked: - Faina Georgievna, what is love? Ranevskaya thought and said: - I forgot. And after a second she added: - But I remember that this is something very pleasant.
- Faina Georgievna, what does a woman look like if you put her upside down? - To the piggy bank. - And the man? - On a hanger.
Here you get married - then you will understand what happiness is But it will be too late.
- If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, then she understands that she will not find another such fool.
Ranevskaya returns from the tour. Coupe conversation. One says: "I'll return home and confess everything to my husband." Second: "Well, you are brave." Third: "Well, you're stupid." Ranevskaya: "Well, you have a memory."
Having gone - having nothing to do on tour during the day - to the zoo, the artists saw an unusual deer, on the head of which, instead of two horns, there were as many as four. Replicas were heard: - What a strange animal! What's the focus? - I think, - Ranevskaya boomed, - that this is just a widower who had the imprudence to marry again.
Once Faina Ranevskaya asked Anna Akhmatova: - Who is the husband of a sheep? Akhmatova said: - Sheep, so there is nothing to envy.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions, Ranevskaya explains sternly: There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.
- You will not believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom. Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight - she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
More than anything in my life, I loved falling in love.
A scandalous person, a lonely and vulnerable soul, a caustic lady with a thick voice, a homegrown philosopher with a cigarette and just an actress who can replace the whole group with herself. This is all - Faina Ranevskaya. She has a lot of various awards and titles, has played more than four dozen roles in cinema and theater. At the same time, Ranevskaya spoke not flatteringly about her filming in films: “The money is eaten, but the shame remains.” Despite this sarcasm, the audience remembered the images of her movie heroines forever, which is especially valuable, given that the actress did not have the main roles. Apt phrase about money is just one of witty phrases that she left behind. In principle, Faina Georgievna's statements were not very optimistic ... Ranevskaya's quotes are funny and sad at the same time.
Faina Ranevskaya's catchphrases
How I envy the brainless.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
As life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
A person's passport is his misfortune, because a person must always be eighteen, and a passport only reminds you that you cannot live like an eighteen year old.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
I still remember decent people... God, how old I am.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Optimism is a lack of information.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
The brain has a second half, well ... py and pills, but I was originally whole.
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without going down to their level.
Our people are the most gifted, kind and conscientious. But almost somehow it turns out that constantly, eighty percent, we are surrounded by idiots, scammers and creepy ladies without dogs. Trouble!
Now, when a person is embarrassed to say that he does not want to die, he says this: he really wants to survive in order to see what happens next. As if, if not for this, he would immediately be ready to lie down in the coffin.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Half of the lies that are being spread about me are not true.
Memories are the wealth of old age.
I don't drink, I don't smoke anymore and I've never cheated on my husband - I'll tell you I never had one.
How much love, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
When I was 20 years old, I only thought about love. Now I just like to think.
They live together. Like husband and wife. Although no. They live much better.
They had different tastes: she loved men, and he loved women.
Phrases on the Internet often do not have a host. But these phrases have a mistress. Please love and favor: - Faina Ranevskaya!
... One night, Eisenstein called. The already unnaturally high voice of the director sounded with a painful shrillness:
- Faina! Listen carefully. I have just come from the Kremlin. Do you know what Stalin said about you?!
It was one of those famous night viewings, after which the "leader of the peoples" made a short speech:
- Here Comrade Zharov is a good actor, he sticks on a mustache, sideburns or puts on a beard, and it is still immediately clear that this is Zharov. But Ranevskaya does not stick anything and is still always different ...
Ranevskaya invites guests and warns that the call is not working:
- When you come, knock with your feet.
- Why feet, Faina Georgievna?
- But you're not going to come empty-handed! Ranevskaya approaches actress N., who imagines herself to be an irresistible beauty, and asks:
- Have you ever been told that you look like Brigitte Bardot?
- No, never, - answers N., expecting a compliment.
Ranevskaya looks at her and concludes with pleasure:
- And it’s right that they didn’t say that. During a tour in Lvov at night, once going out onto the hotel balcony, Faina Georgievna was horrified to find an indecent noun with the letter “e” glowing in huge neon letters. Shocked by the night order of her beloved city, which strictly observed the moral Soviet code during the day, Ranevskaya was no longer able to fall asleep and only at dawn saw the first letter "M" on the signboard of a furniture store written in Ukrainian: "Furniture". More from Faina Georgievna's statements:
"if a woman walks with her head held high - she has a lover, if a woman holds her head straight - she has a lover, if a woman lowers her head - she has a lover, and in general, if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!"
When they brought to Moscow " Sistine Madonna Everyone went to look at her. Faina Georgievna heard a conversation between two officials from the Ministry of Culture. One claimed that the picture did not impress him. Ranevskaya remarked:
- This lady for so many centuries on such people made the impression that now she herself has the right to choose whom she impresses and who not!
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God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so they could love men.
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Such an ass is called "ass-playing".
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Which women do you think tend to be more faithful brunette or blonde?
Without hesitation, she replied: “Gray-haired!”
Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
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Nothing can hold back the pressure of beauty! (Looking at the hole in her skirt)
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Kritikess - Amazons in menopause.
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When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
***
With such an ass, you should stay at home!
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she usually answered: "No, I just look like that."
***
What I do? I pretend to be healthy.
***
I feel myself, but not well.
***
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
***
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
***
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
The money is eaten, but the shame remains. (About his work in cinema)
***
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
***
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
***
I am Stanislavsky's miscarriage.
***
I am a local actress. Wherever I served! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve! ..
***
I, by virtue of the talent allotted to me, squeaked like a mosquito.
***
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
***
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
***
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
***
How wrong is the notion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
***
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
***
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
***
Perpetum male. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
***
He will die from the expansion of fantasy. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
***
Pee-pee in a tram is all he did in art.
***
I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
***
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands.
Everything will be real, ”Ranevskaya reassures her. - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
All my life I've been swimming in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
***
I am a social psychopath. Komsomol girl with an oar. You can feel me in the subway. It's me standing there, half bowed, in a bathing cap and copper panties, into which all the Octobrists strive to climb. I work in the metro as a sculpture. I was polished by so many paws that even the great prostitute Nana could envy me.
***
Companion of glory - loneliness.
***
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
***
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
***
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy. But do the audience really love it? What's the matter? Why is it so hard in the theater? In the movies, too, Gangsters.
In Moscow, you can go out into the street dressed as God wills, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my print dresses cause general bewilderment - this is discussed in hairdressing salons, dental outpatient clinics, trams, and private homes. Everyone is upset by my monstrous "stinginess" - for no one believes in poverty.
***
Loneliness is a condition that cannot be cured.
***
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
***
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
Spelling errors in a letter are like bed bugs on a white blouse.
***
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.
***
I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
***
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
***
Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
***
I don't see faces, but personal insults.
***
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
***
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
***
It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
Do you understand my shallow thought?
***
A child from the first grade of school must be taught the science of loneliness.
***
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
***
You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we were in big trouble. (About Lenin)
***
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was dropped there.
***
"You won't believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom."
- "Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?"
***
An employee of the Radio Committee N. constantly experienced drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: then she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he left her, then she had an abortion from him Ranevskaya called her "HeraSima's victim".
Once Ranevskaya was asked: Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?
- It's obvious because there are very few blind men, and stupid men are a dime a dozen.
***
How many times does a woman blush in her life?
- Four times: on the wedding night, when she cheats on her husband for the first time, when she takes money for the first time, when she gives money for the first time.
And the man?
- Twice: the first time when the second cannot, the second when the first cannot.
***
Ranevskaya with all her family and huge luggage arrives at the station.
- It's a pity that we didn't take the piano, - says Faina Georgievna.
“Not witty,” one of the escorts remarks.
- Really not witty, - Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that
I left all the tickets on the piano.
Once Yuri Zavadsky, artistic director of the Theater. Moscow City Council, where she worked
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya (and with whom she had far from
cloudless relationship), shouted in the heat of the actress: "Faina Georgievna,
you gobbled up my whole directorial idea with your game! "" That's what I have
the feeling that I ate shit!" Ranevskaya retorted.
***
- Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
- How did you define it?
- Two were sitting on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror, - Faina Georgievna explained.
***
Some man pushed Ranevskaya walking down the street, and even cursed with dirty words. Faina Georgievna told him:
- For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
Actors discuss at a troupe meeting of a comrade who is accused of homosexuality:
"This is the molestation of youth, this is a crime"
My God, an unfortunate country where a person cannot dispose of his ass, Ranevskaya sighed.
***
"Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions," Ranevskaya explains sternly: "There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet."
***
Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said:
"Because white makes you fat."
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one, Ranevskaya said, anticipating possible questions from a journalist.
So, the journalist does not lag behind, so you don’t have any shortcomings at all?
In general, no, Ranevskaya answered modestly, but with dignity.
And after a short pause she added:
True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little!
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya- famous and popular Soviet actress theater and cinema.
Today, many critics and journalists consider her one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century.
She has about 30 films and countless performances to her credit.
In 1992, the English encyclopedia "Who's Who" included her in the list of the ten most outstanding actresses of the 20th century.
But there is one more distinguishing feature, by which the actress was remembered by millions - these are the sayings, quotes and aphorisms of Ranevskaya. They instantly became winged and dispersed throughout the country and beyond.
And even many years after years, after she was gone, these words do not lose their relevance!
We present to you best phrases and quotes by Faina Ranevskaya. There are more than a hundred of them:
1. I do not know how to express strong feelings, although I can express myself strongly.
2. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
3. I noticed that if you do not eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, do not drink beer with fish
- the muzzle becomes smaller, but sadder.
4. My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched myself and still want to.
And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither to see for yourself, nor to show people.
5. Ladies, don't lose weight. Do you need it? It’s better to be a ruddy donut in old age than a dried monkey!
6. Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house, and the alarm clock rings.
7. All my life I have swum in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
8. The soul is not an ass, it cannot shit.
9. In old age, the main thing is a sense of dignity, but I was deprived of it.
10. I was smart enough to live my life stupidly. I live only by myself - what self-restraint.
11. We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
12. On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do anything and think, but on a full stomach, he cannot.
13. If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
14. It is very difficult to be a genius among boogers.
15. Horseradish, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life.
16. 85 years old with diabetes is not sugar.
17. I wish I had her legs - she had lovely legs! Too bad they're gone now.
18. A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.
19. Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
20. Let idiots and clowns out of your life. The circus must tour.
21. Companion of glory - loneliness.
22. Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
23. Nothing but despair from the inability to change anything in my destiny.
24. Underneath the most beautiful peacock tail is the most common chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
25. I hate it when a bl * d pretends to be innocent!
26. Do you understand my shallow thought?
27. You need to live in such a way that you are remembered even by bastards.
28. Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy...
29. All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma.
You never know how to talk to them without falling to their level.
30. Understand once and for all that the character of your woman is a reflection of your attitude towards her.
For the dumb: it's not her bitch, it's you asshole.
31. I am like eggs: I participate, but I do not enter.
32. I hate cynicism for its public accessibility.
33. Why are all fools such women?
34. Eating alone is as unnatural as shitting together!
35. So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
36. Talent is like a wart - you either have it or you don't.
37. What kind of world? How many idiots around, how fun they are!
38. It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
39. A woman, in order to succeed in life, must have two qualities.
She must be smart enough to please stupid men
and 40. is stupid enough to please smart men.
41. If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest,
it means that she understands that she will not find another such fool.
42. God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
43. Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
44. Pioneers, go to hell.
45. Many complain about their appearance, and no one complains about their brains.
46. Terribly sad my life...
and you want me to stick a lilac bush in my ass and do a striptease in front of you!
47. God seems to love the sufferers. Have you ever seen a happy genius?
No, everyone was ruffled by life, like a blade of grass in the wind.
Happiness is a concept for average citizens in all respects, and there is no justice here.
48. Loneliness as a condition is not treatable.
49. Animals, which are few, were listed in the Red Book, and which are many - in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.
50. There are two, at most three thoughts in my old head, but at times they raise such a fuss that it seems there are thousands of them.
51. You can't learn to be an artist. You can develop your talent
learn to speak, express yourself, but shake - no. To do this, one must be born with the nature of an actor.
52. Do you know what it's like to act in films?
Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and a tour is being led there.
53. Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
54. Life is a long jump from n * zdy to the grave.
55. Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity!
56. Honey, if you want to lose weight, eat naked and in front of a mirror.
57. There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
58. For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words you use.
But I sincerely hope that when you get home,
your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
59. I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
60. No one, except for dead leaders, wants to endure my idly dangling breasts.
61. I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
62. Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex is rotten boards.
63. For an actress, there are no disadvantages if it is necessary for the role.
64. If I often looked into the eyes of Gioconda,
I would go crazy: she knows everything about me, and I know nothing about her.
65. I can't eat meat. It walked, loved, looked ... Maybe I'm a psychopath?
No, I consider myself a normal psychopath. But I can't eat meat. I keep meat for people.
66. The second half is in the brain, ass and pills. And I am whole.
67. A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.
68. Loneliness is a state about which there is no one to tell.
70. Spelling errors in a letter are like a bug on a white blouse.
71. Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
72. Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life, which means that life is coming to an end.
73. To get recognition - it is necessary, even necessary, to die.
74. Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions.
There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.
75. Beautiful people shit too.
76. There are people who just want to approach and ask if it is difficult to live without brains.
77. Now I looked at the photo for a long time - the eyes of the dog are surprisingly humane.
I love them, they are smart and kind, but people make them evil.
78. My God, how old I am - I still remember decent people!
79. Women die later than men because they are always late.
80. I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
81. I'm tired of pretending to be healthy.
82. Do you know, honey, what is shit? So it is in comparison with my life - jam.
83. Something hasn't been told to me for a long time that I'm a whore. Losing popularity.
84. Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
85. Life is too short to spend it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
86. The main thing is to live a living life, and not to fumble through the back streets of memory.
87. My God, an unfortunate country where a person cannot dispose of his ass.
88. Men from the beginning of days to their end are drawn for a boob.
89. I hate you. Everywhere I go, everyone looks around and says:
"Look, this is Mulya, don't annoy me, she's coming."
90. You can't fart happily with a sad ass.
91. Everyone is free to dispose of his ass as he wants. So I pick mine up and fuck.
92. There are no fat women, there are small clothes.
93. When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
94. Either I'm getting old and stupid, or today's youth doesn't look like anything!
Before, I just didn’t know how to answer their questions, and now I don’t even understand what they are asking about.
95. I don't get along with life! Money interferes with me both when it is not there and when it is.
96. I receive letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!".
97. Cinema is a barefoot establishment.
98. How I envy the brainless!
99. Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes to tests.
100. There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
101. There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives;
And there are people that live only worms.
102. When a jumper's legs hurt, she jumps while sitting.
103. Women are, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman
who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
104. Pee-wee in a tram - all he did in art.
105. I feel myself, but badly.
106. Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
108. Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with yourself and your shortcomings,
something I've never seen in mediocrity.
109. I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
110. I am a provincial actress. Wherever I served!
Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve!
111. If you have a person to whom you can tell dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely...
112. Cursed nineteenth century, cursed upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
113. Oh, those obnoxious journalists! Half of the lies they spread about me are not true.
114. People are like candles: they either burn or fuck them up.
115. Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
116. He will die from the expansion of fantasy.
117. I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
118. Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
119. Old age is not bad dreams, but bad reality.
120. It is better to be a good person, "swearing" than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
121. I am already so old that I began to forget my own memoirs.
122. In the theater, talented people loved me, mediocre people hated me, mongrels bit me and tore me to pieces.
123. March 8 is my personal disaster.
With each postcard in flowers and bows, I pull out a tuft of hair from grief that I was not born a man.
124. Everything will come true, one has only to lose desire...
125. Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!
126. Old age is just disgusting. I believe this is the ignorance of God,
when it allows you to live to old age. Lord, everyone is already gone, but I still live.
Birman - and she died, and I did not expect this from her.
It's scary when you're eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting,
and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
127. A person's passport is his misfortune, because a person must always be eighteen, and a passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen year old.
128. The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman creates a mother-heroine.
The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother.
The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family.
The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
Faina Ranevskaya's quotes have been immensely popular since Soviet times. This outstanding theater and film actress, for her long life, and she lived for 87 years, managed to do a lot. And more to say.
It should be noted that almost every one of her sayings or quotes is a unique, accurate and funny aphorism. Read this collection and see for yourself.
Quotes and aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya
And statements by Faina Ranevskaya far from always distinguished by delicacy or accuracy in the selection of images or expressions. But what exactly you can be sure of is the absolute accuracy of Ranevskaya's statements. Most of them always hit right on target.
We offer you a wonderful selection of selected quotes and aphorisms from one of the most famous women XX century.
Ranevskaya's statements about women
When the Sistine Madonna was brought to Moscow, everyone went to look at it. Faina Georgievna heard a conversation between two officials from the Ministry of Culture. One claimed that the picture did not impress him. Ranevskaya remarked:
- This lady for so many centuries on such people made the impression that now she herself has the right to choose whom she impresses and who not!
God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so they could love men.
Such an ass is called "ass-playing".
Which women do you think tend to be more fidelity brunette or blonde?
Without hesitation, she replied: Grey-haired.
Kritikess - Amazons in menopause.
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
With such an ass, you should stay at home!
Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!
Ranevskaya's statements about health
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she usually answered: "No, I just look like that."
What I do? I pretend to be healthy.
I feel myself, but not well.
My favorite disease, - said Ranevskaya, - scabies: it scratched and I still want to. And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither to see for yourself, nor to show people.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
Ranevskaya's statements about old age
Old age is when it's not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
My God, how life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes to tests.
Ranevskaya's statements about work
The money is eaten, but the shame remains. (About his work in cinema)
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
I am Stanislavsky's miscarriage.
I am a local actress. Where I just did not serve! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve!
I, by virtue of the talent allotted to me, squeaked like a mosquito.
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
How wrong is the notion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
Perpetum male. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
He will die from the expansion of fantasy. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
Pee-pee in a tram is all he did in art.
I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands.
Everything will be real, - Ranevskaya reassures her - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
Ranevskaya's statements about herself and life
All my life I've been swimming in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy. But do the audience really love it? What's the matter? Why is it so hard in the theater? In the movies, too, Gangsters.
In Moscow, you can go out into the street dressed as God wills, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my print dresses cause general bewilderment - this is discussed in hairdressing salons, dental outpatient clinics, trams, and private homes. Everyone is upset by my monstrous "stinginess" - for no one believes in poverty.
Loneliness is a condition that cannot be cured.
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
Ranevskaya's statements on various topics
Spelling errors in a letter are like bed bugs on a white blouse.
Beautiful people shit too.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.
I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
Optimism is a lack of information.
Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
I don't see faces, but personal insults.
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
Do you understand my shallow thought?
A child from the first grade of school must be taught the science of loneliness.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we were in big trouble. (About Lenin)
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was dropped there.
"You won't believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom."
- "Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?"
An employee of the Radio Committee N constantly experienced drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: either she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he left her, then she had an abortion from him Ranevskaya called her "HeraSima's victim".
Once Ranevskaya was asked: Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?
- It's obvious because there are very few blind men, and stupid men are a dime a dozen.
How many times does a woman blush in her life?
- Four times: on the wedding night, when she cheats on her husband for the first time, when she takes money for the first time, when she gives money for the first time.
And the man?
- Twice: the first time when the second cannot, the second when the first cannot.
Ranevskaya with all her family and huge luggage arrives at the station.
- It's a pity that we didn't take the piano, - says Faina Georgievna.
“Not witty,” one of the escorts remarks.
- Really not witty, - Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that
I left all the tickets on the piano.
Once Yuri Zavadsky, artistic director of the Theater. Moscow City Council, where she worked
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya (and with whom she had far from
cloudless relationship), shouted in the heat of the actress: "Faina Georgievna,
you gobbled up my whole directorial idea with your game! "" That's what I have
the feeling that I ate shit!" Ranevskaya retorted.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
- How did you define it?
- Two were sitting on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror, - Faina Georgievna explained.
Some man pushed Ranevskaya walking down the street, and even cursed with dirty words. Faina Georgievna told him:
- For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one, ”Ranevskaya said, anticipating possible questions from the journalist.
- So, the journalist does not lag behind, so you don’t have any shortcomings at all?
- In general, no, - Ranevskaya answered modestly, but with dignity.
And after a short pause she added:
- True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little!
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