il-was a gentleman, rich, rich. He didn't know where to put his money. He ate and drank sweetly, dressed smartly, he had so many guests every day that others did not have that on holidays. And all his money did not decrease, it was still coming.

And once the master wanted to play a joke on the peasant fool, for himself and the guests for fun.

He calls the poorest peasant from the village and says to him:

Listen man. I'll give you a whole little money, just tell me what doesn't happen in the world. Nowadays, people have come to everything: they ride on the line, and fly through the sky, and you can send bast shoes to St. Petersburg by wire. Tell me: what does not happen in the world?

The man scratched the back of his head.

I don’t know, - he says, - master, it seems that everything in the world really happens. Give me until tomorrow - maybe I'll think about it.

Well, go and think, - says the master, - and come tomorrow, bring the answer.

The peasant did not sleep until the roosters, he guessed all the master's riddle. He will think, and you never know what in the world does not happen, and even then it will come to mind: “Maybe this happens, but I don’t know. Well, okay, I’ll say at random, maybe something doesn’t happen!”

The next day he came to the master.

Well, man, now you know what does not happen in the world?

One thing, master, does not happen: no one girds himself with an ax, no one will plug his legs behind the ax handle.

The master chuckled, the guests chuckled; they see - the man is gray, but his mind was not eaten by a wolf. You have to measure a little. Yes, the master either spared the money, or else he wanted to play a joke on the peasant, who knows, he only says to the peasant:

Found, brother, what to say. We really do not do this, but in foreign lands - so very often. Go with God until tomorrow. Come up with an answer bring.

The man also thought of the other night. Whatever he thinks up, all hope is bad for the lord's money. “The Germans are cunning, - maybe everything happens with them. Well, let me tell you something else!”

Comes the next morning to the master.

Well, man, does everything happen in the world?

Not all, sir: a woman cannot be a priest, a red-haired girl does not serve mass.

Everyone chuckled, only the master again did not give him money.

No, he says, it happens; in German and all that. Come on, think one last time. You say - take the money, otherwise do not be angry.

The peasant spat out of annoyance, going home, thinking: “It can be seen that it’s just not possible for me to have money!”

Still, through the night he again goes to the master. “I’ll tell you,” he thinks, “all sorts of things for him; maybe there will be an unbelievable thing.”

Well, what's good to say? - asks the barin. - Didn't you find out what doesn't exist in the world?

Everything, sir, happens, - says the man. “I thought that people don’t even go to heaven, but I’ve been here myself, now I believe that it happens.”

How did you get to heaven?

The late wife punished me for a visit and sent a wagon for me: two cranes unequally harnessed. I saw her, with the children, and returned to your mercy.

And back with the cranes?

No, I jumped back.

How are you, man, not killed?

And so that he was stuck up to his ears in the ground, the earth was not hard.

How did you get out of the ground?

Heh... how! And he went home, brought a shovel, dug out and got out.

Have you seen in the sky the late master, my parent?

How, I saw, they deigned to allow the handle.

Well, what is he doing there? - interrogates the barin.

The man, don't be bad, guessed and says:

What is the dead master doing? Yes, after my children washes the bedding.

You lie, stupid man! - shouted the barin. - It doesn’t happen in the world that the master nurses the serf! Take the money and don't talk nonsense!

Once upon a time there was a gentleman, rich, rich. He didn't know where to put his money. He ate and drank sweetly, dressed smartly, he had so many guests every day that others did not have that on holidays. And all his money did not decrease, it was still coming.

And once the master wanted to play a joke on the peasant fool, for himself and the guests for fun.

He calls the poorest peasant from the village and says to him:

Listen man. I'll give you a whole little money, just tell me what doesn't happen in the world. Nowadays, people have come to everything: they ride on the line, and fly through the sky, and you can send bast shoes to St. Petersburg by wire. Tell me: what does not happen in the world?

The man scratched the back of his head.

I don’t know, - he says, - master, it seems that everything in the world really happens. Give me until tomorrow - maybe I'll think about it.

Well, go and think, - says the master, - and come tomorrow, bring the answer.

The peasant did not sleep until the roosters, he guessed all the master's riddle. He will think, and you never know what in the world does not happen, and even then it will come to mind: “Maybe this happens, but I don’t know. Well, okay, I’ll say at random, maybe something doesn’t happen!”

The next day he came to the master.

Well, man, now you know what does not happen in the world?

One thing, master, does not happen: no one girds himself with an ax, no one will plug his legs behind the ax handle.

The master chuckled, the guests chuckled; they see - the man is gray, but his mind was not eaten by a wolf. You have to measure a little. Yes, the master either spared the money, or else he wanted to play a joke on the peasant, who knows, he only says to the peasant:

Found, brother, what to say. We really do not do this, but in foreign lands - so very often. Go with God until tomorrow. Come up with an answer bring.

The man also thought of the other night. Whatever he thinks up, all hope is bad for the lord's money. “The Germans are cunning, - maybe everything happens with them. Well, let me tell you something else!”

Comes the next morning to the master.

Well, man, does everything happen in the world?

Not all, sir: a woman cannot be a priest, a red-haired girl does not serve mass.

Everyone chuckled, only the master again did not give him money.

No, he says, it happens; in German and all that. Come on, think one last time. You say - take the money, otherwise do not be angry.

The peasant spat out of annoyance, going home, thinking: “It can be seen that it’s just not possible for me to have money!”

Still, through the night he again goes to the master. “I’ll tell you,” he thinks, “all sorts of things for him; maybe there will be an unbelievable thing.”

Well, what's good to say? - asks the barin. - Didn't you find out what doesn't exist in the world?

Everything, sir, happens, - says the man. “I thought that people don’t even go to heaven, but I’ve been here myself, now I believe that it happens.”

How did you get to heaven?

The late wife punished me for a visit and sent a wagon for me: two cranes unequally harnessed. I saw her, with the children, and returned to your mercy.

And back with the cranes?

No, I jumped back.

How are you, man, not killed?

And so that he was stuck up to his ears in the ground, the earth was not hard.

How did you get out of the ground?

Heh... how! And he went home, brought a shovel, dug out and got out.

Have you seen in the sky the late master, my parent?

How, I saw, they deigned to allow the handle.

Well, what is he doing there? - interrogates the barin.

The man, don't be bad, guessed and says:

What is the dead master doing? Yes, after my children washes the bedding.

You lie, stupid man! - shouted the barin. - It doesn’t happen in the world that the master nurses the serf! Take the money and don't talk nonsense!

What does a fairy tale teach us? This is the identification of the features of reality, reflected in obviously unreal situations. everyday fairy tale, the definition of the artistic idea of ​​a fairy tale; education of a sense of social justice, the formation of a humanistic worldview of students.

What does not happen in the world

Once upon a time there was a gentleman, rich, rich. He didn't know where to put his money. He ate and drank sweetly, dressed smartly, he had so many guests every day that others did not have that on holidays. And all his money did not decrease, it was still coming.

And once the master wanted to play a joke on the peasant-fool for himself and the guests for fun. He calls the poorest peasant from the village and says to him:

Listen man. I'll give you a whole little money, just tell me what doesn't happen in the world. Nowadays, people have come to everything: they ride on the line, and fly through the sky, and you can send bast shoes to St. Petersburg by wire. Tell me: what does not happen in the world?

The man scratched the back of his head.

I don’t know, - he says, - master, it seems that everything in the world really happens. Give me until tomorrow - maybe I'll think about it.

Well, go and think, - says the master, - and come tomorrow, bring the answer.

The peasant did not sleep until the roosters, he guessed all the master's riddle. He will think, and you never know what in the world does not happen, and even then it will come to mind: “Maybe this happens, but I don’t know. Well, okay, I’ll say at random, maybe something doesn’t happen! ”

The next day he came to the master.

Well, man, now you know what does not happen in the world?

One thing, master, does not happen: no one girds himself with an ax, no one will plug his legs behind the ax handle.

The master chuckled, and the guests chuckled too; they see - the man is gray, but his mind was not eaten by a wolf. You have to measure a little. Yes, the master either spared the money, or else he wanted to play a joke on the peasant, who knows, he only says to the peasant:

Found, brother, what to say. We really do not do this, but in foreign lands - so very often. Go with God until tomorrow. Come up with an answer bring.

The man also thought of the other night. Whatever he thinks up, all hope is bad for the lord's money. “The Germans are cunning,” he thinks, “maybe everything happens with them. Well, let me tell you something else!”

Comes the next morning to the master.

Well, man, does everything happen in the world?

Not all, sir: a woman cannot be a priest, a red-haired girl does not serve mass.

Everyone chuckled, only the master again did not give him money.

No, he says, it happens; in German and all that. Go think one last time. You say - take the money, otherwise do not be angry.

The man spat out of annoyance; going home, he thinks: “It can be seen that it’s not enough for me to have money alone!”

Still, through the night he again goes to the master. “I’ll tell him,” he thinks, “all sorts of things for him, maybe there will be an unbelievable thing.”

Well, what's good to say? - asks the barin. - Didn't you find out what doesn't exist in the world?

How did you get to heaven?

The late wife punished me for a visit and sent a cart for me: two cranes in a harness. I saw her, with the children, and returned to your mercy.

And back with the cranes?

No, I jumped back.

How are you, man, not killed?

And so that he was stuck up to his ears in the ground, the earth was not hard.

How did you get out of the ground?

Heh… how! And he went home, brought a shovel, dug out, and got out.

Have you seen in the sky the late master, my parent?

As I saw, they deigned to admit to the handle.

Well, what is he doing there? - interrogates the barin.

And the man, don't be bad, guessed and said:

What is the dead master doing? Yes, after my children washes the bedding.

You lie, stupid man! - shouted the barin. - It doesn’t happen in the world that the master nurses the serf! Take the money, don't talk nonsense.

Once upon a time there was a gentleman, rich, rich. He didn't know where to put his money. He ate and drank sweetly, dressed smartly, he had so many guests every day that others did not have that on holidays. And all his money did not decrease, it was still coming.

And once the master wanted to play a joke on the peasant fool, for himself and the guests for fun.

He calls the poorest peasant from the village and says to him:

Listen man. I'll give you a whole little money, just tell me what doesn't happen in the world. Nowadays, people have come to everything: they ride on the line, and fly through the sky, and you can send bast shoes to St. Petersburg by wire. Tell me: what does not happen in the world?

The man scratched the back of his head.

I don’t know, - he says, - master, it seems that everything in the world really happens. Give me until tomorrow - maybe I'll think about it.

Well, go and think, - says the master, - and come tomorrow, bring the answer.

The peasant did not sleep until the roosters, he guessed all the master's riddle. He will think, and you never know what in the world does not happen, and even then it will come to mind: “Maybe this happens, but I don’t know. Well, okay, I’ll say at random, maybe something doesn’t happen!”

The next day he came to the master.

Well, man, now you know what does not happen in the world?

One thing, master, does not happen: no one girds himself with an ax, no one will plug his legs behind the ax handle.

The master chuckled, the guests chuckled; they see - the man is gray, but his mind was not eaten by a wolf. You have to measure a little. Yes, the master either spared the money, or else he wanted to play a joke on the peasant, who knows, he only says to the peasant:

Found, brother, what to say. We really do not do this, but in foreign lands - so very often. Go with God until tomorrow. Come up with an answer bring.

The man also thought of the other night. Whatever he thinks up, all hope is bad for the lord's money. “The Germans are cunning, - maybe everything happens with them. Well, let me tell you something else!”

Comes the next morning to the master.

Well, man, does everything happen in the world?

Not all, sir: a woman cannot be a priest, a red-haired girl does not serve mass.

Everyone chuckled, only the master again did not give him money.

No, he says, it happens; in German and all that. Come on, think one last time. You say - take the money, otherwise do not be angry.

The peasant spat out of annoyance, going home, thinking: “It can be seen that it’s just not possible for me to have money!”

Still, through the night he again goes to the master. “I’ll tell you,” he thinks, “all sorts of things for him; maybe there will be an unbelievable thing.”

Well, what's good to say? - asks the barin. - Didn't you find out what doesn't exist in the world?

Everything, sir, happens, - says the man. “I thought that people don’t even go to heaven, but I’ve been here myself, now I believe that it happens.”

How did you get to heaven?

The late wife punished me for a visit and sent a wagon for me: two cranes unequally harnessed. I saw her, with the children, and returned to your mercy.

And back with the cranes?

No, I jumped back.

How are you, man, not killed?

And so that he was stuck up to his ears in the ground, the earth was not hard.

How did you get out of the ground?

Heh... how! And he went home, brought a shovel, dug out and got out.

Have you seen in the sky the late master, my parent?

How, I saw, they deigned to allow the handle.

Well, what is he doing there? - interrogates the barin.

The man, don't be bad, guessed and says:

What is the dead master doing? Yes, after my children washes the bedding.

You lie, stupid man! - shouted the barin. - It doesn’t happen in the world that the master nurses the serf! Take the money and don't talk nonsense!

Once upon a time there was a gentleman, rich, rich. He didn't know where to put his money. He ate and drank sweetly, dressed smartly, he had so many guests every day that others did not have that on holidays. And all his money did not decrease, it was still coming.

And once the master wanted to play a joke on the peasant-fool for himself and the guests for fun. He calls the poorest peasant from the village and says to him:
- Listen, man. I'll give you a whole little money, just tell me what doesn't happen in the world. Nowadays, people have come to everything: they ride on the line, and fly through the sky, and you can send bast shoes to St. Petersburg by wire. Tell me: what does not happen in the world?

The man scratched the back of his head.

“I don’t know,” he says, “master, it seems that everything in the world really happens. Give me until tomorrow - maybe I'll think about it.
“Well, go and think,” says the master, “and come tomorrow, bring the answer.

The peasant did not sleep until the roosters, he guessed all the master's riddle. He will think, and you never know what in the world does not happen, and even then it will come to mind: “Maybe this happens, but I don’t know. Well, okay, I’ll say at random, maybe something doesn’t happen! ”

The next day he came to the master.

- Well, man, now you know what does not happen in the world?
- One, master, does not happen: no one girds himself with an ax, no one will plug his legs behind the ax handle.

The master chuckled, and the guests chuckled too; they see - the peasant is gray, but his mind was not eaten by a wolf. You have to measure a little. Yes, the master either spared the money, or else he wanted to play a joke on the peasant, who knows, he only says to the peasant:
— Found, brother, what to say. We really do not do this, but in foreign lands - so very often. Go with God until tomorrow. Come up with an answer.

The man also thought of the other night. Whatever he thinks up, all hope is bad for the lord's money. “The Germans are cunning,” he thinks, “maybe everything happens with them. Well, let me tell you something else!”

Comes the next morning to the master.

- Well, man, does everything happen in the world?
- Not all, master: a woman does not happen to be a priest, a red-haired girl does not serve mass.

Everyone chuckled, only the master again did not give him money.

“No,” he says, “it happens; in German and all that. Go think one last time. You say - take the money, otherwise do not be angry.

The man spat out of annoyance; going home, he thinks: “It can be seen that it’s not enough for me to have money alone!”

Still, through the night he again goes to the master. “I’ll tell him,” he thinks, “all sorts of things to him, maybe there will be an unbelievable thing.”

- Well, what good can you say? the master asks.
“Everything, sir, happens,” says the man. “I thought that people don’t even go to heaven, but I’ve been here myself, now I believe that this happens.
- How did you get to heaven?
- The deceased wife punished me to visit and sent a cart for me: two cranes in a harness. I saw her, with the children, and returned to your mercy.
— And back with the cranes?
No, I jumped back.
How are you, man, not killed?
- And so that it got stuck up to the ears in the ground, the earth was not hard.
How did you get out of the ground?
- Heh... how! And he went home, brought a shovel, dug out, and got out.
- Have you seen the late master, my parent, in the sky?
- Well, I saw that they deigned to admit to the handle.
- Well, what is he doing there? - interrogates the barin.

And the man, don't be bad, guessed and said:
What is the dead master doing? Yes, after my children washes the bedding.
- You're lying, stupid man! shouted the barin. - It doesn’t happen in the world that a master nurses a serf! Take the money, don't talk nonsense!